登山幽默的朋友圈句子(登山感言朋友圈)
1.
Go
climb
a
mountain,
they
said.
It'll
be
fun,
they
said.
My
legs
are
jelly
and
I'm
pretty
sure
I've
lost
my
soul
somewhere
along
the
way. 【笑死我了】

2.
Remember
that
time
we
thought
it
was
a
good
idea
to
climb
a
mountain
in
flip
flops?
Yeah,
me
neither. 【呵呵哒】

3.
If
you
want
to
test
the
limits
of
your
body
and
the
strength
of
your
mind,
go
climb
a
mountain.
Or,
you
know,
just
eat
an
entire
pizza
by
yourself.
Same
thing,
really. 【哈哈哈哈】

4.
It's
all
fun
and
games
until
somebody
realizes
they
forgot
to
pack
extra
socks. 【开心一刻】

5.
They
say
the
best
things
in
life
are
free.
They
clearly
haven't
climbed
a
mountain
and
seen
the
view
from
the
top. 【唏嘘不已】

6.
I
don't
always
climb
mountains,
but
when
I
do,
I
complain
the
entire
way
up. 【无奈~】

7.
Sometimes
in
life,
you
just
have
to
put
on
your
hiking
boots,
grab
your
water
bottle,
and
climb
a
freakin'
mountain.
And
sometimes,
life
can
just
suck
it. 【哈哈开心】

8.
My
legs
are
sore,
my
feet
hurt,
and
my
head
is
pounding.
But
damn,
that
mountain
was
worth
it. 【享受过程,收获乐趣】

9.
Don't
let
anyone
tell
you
that
you
can't
climb
a
mountain.
Unless,
of
course,
they're
a
doctor
and
advising
against
it
for
medical
reasons.
Then
maybe
listen
to
them. 【聪明人~】

10.
The
only
thing
better
than
climbing
a
mountain
is
bragging
about
it
on
social
media
afterwards. 【完美的旅程】

11.
There's
a
reason
it's
called
a
mountain
top,
not
a
mountain
middle
or
a
mountain
bottom. 【呵呵滑稽】

1
2.
If
you're
seeking
adventure,
go
climb
a
mountain.
If
you're
seeking
a
relaxing
day
at
the
spa,
well,
good
luck
with
that. 【悠闲惬意】

1
3.
I
climb
mountains
not
only
for
the
view,
but
also
for
the
sense
of
accomplishment.
And
also
because
my
therapist
said
it
would
be
good
for
me. 【适度挑战很好的】

1
4.
When
in
doubt,
climb
a
mountain.
Unless
you're
afraid
of
heights,
in
which
case,
maybe
stick
to
a
nice
nature
walk. 【找到平衡点】

1
5.
They
say
life
is
a
journey,
not
a
destination.
Whoever
"they"
are
clearly
haven't
hiked
their
way
to
the
summit
of
a
mountain. 【成本收益相当高啊】

1
6.
Climbing
a
mountain
is
like
running
a
marathon,
minus
the
cheering
crowds
and
the
free
energy
gels.
But
hey,
at
least
you
get
a
killer
workout. 【有独特的美妙感觉】

1
7.
The
best
thing
about
climbing
a
mountain
is
the
sense
of
accomplishment
you
feel
when
you
reach
the
top.
The
second
best
thing
is
the
fact
that
you
can
eat
whatever
you
want
when
you
get
back
down. 【美好的事情没完了】

1
8.
I
climbed
a
mountain
once.
I
also
watched
a
documentary
about
Everest.
Same
thing,
really. 【哈哈】

1
9.
People
often
ask
me
why
I
climb
mountains.
I
usually
tell
them
it's
because
I'm
too
afraid
to
climb
trees. 【幽默,幽默】

20.
They
say
the
journey
is
more
important
than
the
destination.
They've
clearly
never
hiked
the
Inca
Trail
to
Machu
Picchu. 【重点在过程还是结果呢】