孩子逗乐的朋友圈句子(没钱了这个月咋过逗乐的朋友圈)

1.
“Who
needs
toys
when
you've
got
a
cardboard
box?”
【#kidsarethebest
#imagination
#cardboardfun】

2.
“I
asked
my
toddler
what
her
favorite
color
was
and
she
replied
‘chicken
nugget’”
【#toddlerspeak
#kidsarehilarious
#funnyanswers】

3.
“My
son's
excuse
for
not
cleaning
his
room
was
that
he
was
too
busy
being
awesome”
【#parentingfail
#kidslogic
#funnyexcuses】

4.
“My
daughter
doesn't
understand
daylight
saving
time
and
insists
on
going
to
bed
at
4pm”
【#kidsdontcare
#daylightsavingtime
#funnytruths】

5.
“My
son
asked
me
if
he
could
marry
his
favorite
stuffed
animal.
I
don't
think
he
understands
how
marriage
works”
【#kidslove
#stuffedanimal
#funnyideas】

6.
“My
daughter
drew
a
picture
of
our
family.
Her
dad
had
8
arms
and
I
had
3
legs.
We
look
great”
【#kidsart
#familyfun
#creativityatitsbest】

7.
“My
son's
idea
of
a
balanced
meal
is
a
chocolate
bar
in
each
hand”
【#kidsdiet
#chocolateaddict
#funnytruths】

8.
“My
daughter
thinks
she's
a
superhero
because
she
put
on
a
cape.
I
think
she's
right”
【#kidsimagination
#superherofun
#thisisadorable】

9.
“My
son
asked
me
if
it
was
possible
to
turn
into
a
dinosaur.
I
told
him
anything
is
possible
with
imagination”
【#kidsdreams
#dinosaurlove
#funnyquestions】

10.
“My
daughter's
favorite
game
is
pretending
to
be
a
mermaid.
She
even
wears
her
swimsuit
in
the
bathtub”
【#kidsplay
#mermaidlove
#imaginativeplay】

11.
“My
son
told
me
his
superhero
name
is
‘Captain
Naptime’.
I
think
he's
onto
something”
【#kidshumor
#captainnaptime
#parentingwin】

1
2.
“My
daughter
asked
me
if
we
could
have
pizza
for
breakfast.
I
said
yes
because
I'm
a
cool
mom”
【#kidslovepizza
#breakfastideas
#funnymoments】

1
3.
“My
son
thinks
he's
a
ninja
because
he
can
do
a
cartwheel.
I'm
just
happy
he's
exercising”
【#kidshealth
#ninjatricks
#funnyexcuses】

1
4.
“My
daughter's
idea
of
a
spa
day
is
covering
herself
in
stickers.
I
guess
it's
cheaper
than
a
real
spa”
【#kidsbeauty
#spaday
#funnyideas】

1
5.
“My
son
thinks
he
can
run
faster
than
a
cheetah.
I
told
him
to
prove
it”
【#kidsimagination
#cheetahlove
#funnytruths】

1
6.
“My
daughter
wants
to
be
a
unicorn
when
she
grows
up.
I
think
she's
already
there”
【#kidsdreams
#unicornlove
#adorable】

1
7.
“My
son's
favorite
joke
is
‘Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?’
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing’.
I
think
he's
a
comedian
in
the
making”
【#kidsjokes
#funnyhumor
#laughterisgoodforthesoul】

1
8.
“My
daughter
thinks
she
can
talk
to
animals.
I
just
nod
and
smile”
【#kidsimagination
#animallove
#funnytruths】

1
9.
“My
son's
version
of
a
snowman
had
three
heads
and
a
tail.
But
he
was
still
proud
of
it”
【#kidscrafts
#snowmanlove
#creativeideas】

20.
“My
daughter
thinks
she's
a
princess.
I
tell
her
she's
my
queen”
【#parentinglove
#kidsimagination
#preciousmoments】